beyonce could be taking a shit right now
what i want to do
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
she’s wearing the exact same outfit.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid