i can't..... omfg
- Me: What's the nastiest shit you've done or has happened to you during sex? -laughs-
- My friend: Well....
- Me: OMG I ALREADY KNOW IT'S GONNA BE NASTY
- My friend: Well he was doing it from behind... too fast.. and it slipped and went all the way into my ass hole...
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Oh my dear God
- Her: I couldn't take a shit for 3 days and I couldn't walk right. It hurt so much
- Me:
(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n, via justshutupandfuckmeharder)
on Friday, July 13th I am going to be running from zombies in San Diego.
I am Down
Down!
Down
im down. but ill prob fail
SOOOO JEALOUS
(Source: idiotsonfb, via stoopiddtanyaaa)
What Makes You Beautiful (Alfredo’s cover) - Thomas.tea
so i hope u guys don’t take this srsly lol. i love juan direction. have a beautifuls days ~
(Lyrics)
Get on the floor
You filthy whore
I’ll fuck you real nice and tight
You’ll beg for more
Don’t need make up
I’ll fuck it up
Because the load Imma shoot
Will mess it uh uh up
Hickies on your neck
Hope nobody can see it
It hurts but it feels so goood~
Baby, you choke on my dick like nobody else
The way that you give me head gets me overwhelmed
But when we fuck on the ground
I get hard and yell
Oh oh oooooh oh ohhhh
I’ll come until the condom’s full
If only you were a guy like me,
You’d understand why I’m always so horny
And now I’m stroking my dick and I cant believe
You want mooOOooOoOooore~
So I’ll cum until your mouth is full! X2
Say Ah ah ah Ahhh ah ah ahhhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ah ah ah ahh ah ah ahhhh ahhh Make you say Ah ah ah Ahhh ah ah ahhhhh ah ah ahhhhhh
You want moOooOoOoooOoore~
So I’ll cum until your mouth is full!
This facial makes you beautiful ~
How bad is it that I want an mp3…
one direction erection foreal, LOL
LOL can’t believe this actually worked
LAUGH MY ASS OFF, put your mouse over it and you get a close up of his face ahaha
ahahahah
(Source: fuckyeahidonteven, via xi-mcmxcii)
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